Conduct
My last interview work was carried out for a secretarial position in the organization of a technical art gallery in Bologna.
Having chatted amiably with the artistic director of the gallery, a girl about 35 years that I was also having significant curriculum, step to the interview with the property.
A young man in his forties, longish hair, dark rimmed glasses, shirt with collar up, jeans.
an asshole, an asshole, but that in comparison Lex Luthor seems to nursery school educator.
Maybe he wanted to download a bit 'of frustration, maybe his life is so pathetic that he needs to feel on the ball with those who have not (apparently) work for him.
But let's see the basic steps.
Experience:
"We need people who have at least 3-4 years experience in other galleries or in museums" .
has not read my own resume? Why he called me while not being interested?
"However, we also try to introduce figures with no experience in unpaid internship for a period ranging from 4 to 6 months" .
I note that the early years of university work, which I graduated in 2007 and since then work in my field, from advertising agencies or services (municipal, hospital, etc...) I'd struggle to work 6 months free.
"Interns are a cost to the company, the company do not buy anything before they become operational" .
Excuse me then she or is poorly informed about how they work stages (normally rely on the interns tasks lower, simpler and, to be frank, those in which no company wants to do) or is a poor farmer: because a 'company should take an internship if you do not get a dime? Or does it send to young players to train in the world as ambassadors of beauty and art? How good you ...
Education:
"But the work in the tunnel is very different from an agency is not like any you do not need to know how or why, here you must have a minimum of knowledge."
interrupts him, perhaps sharply, saying that there is no profession in the world where you do not know why and how it works: from the builder under the executive, from the hydraulic nurse specialist. Every job has its own specific characteristics and professional competences.
"Do not tell me I have 25 years to manage my communications agency."
Capito, you son of a father with the soup ready. "Darling, what do you want for your quarter of a century? "" I do not know dad, I would like to make a trip to Cape Horn or I apriresti an advertising agency? "" All I want, my son. "
" But she, apart from These two exhibitions which organized does not have technical knowledge, is not like a DAMS or art history, then here we deal with contemporary artists, living artists ".
Although my academic career has been marked by art, I'm sure you can meet with my personal knowledge, with my passion. Studio and will continue to study art because I like it, because it's beauty and culture. If I may, the art history books do not reach certain to deepen contemporary art, much less living artists. Based on the volumes and volumes but very little (or a maximum of three credits from an examiner) on living artists. And I never said he wanted to make critical, I want to take care of communication, press office and secretariat.
"But here we are dealing with institutions, with museums ... not with products such as diapers or candy in advertising agencies."
I worked at the St. Orsola-Malpighi Hospital, near the town of Forlì and in my last experience with the CUR (I do not know if she knows, is the University Consortium of Rovigo), with the province of Rovigo, with The Guardia di Finanza, the Carabinieri, Fire and I'll stop here, I need a moment to remember them all. Can be considered sufficiently institutions according to its parameters?
Agreement and the future:
"So you would be willing to do an internship with us?" .
are certainly prepared to do a trial period by the side of proper training. For a very long time, I'm really struggling to not charge anything.
"But look at that stage work that way."
I did several internships in my life until four years ago, there was a real salary but there was a refund. With the last, in 2007, I felt 500 € per month.
"Surely an anomaly ..." .
No, the fault is to use unpaid labor, especially from a resource that needs no work experience but who already has a basic knowledge of the work.
"In any case after the internship project contracts we do."
There are no minimum contracts of apprenticeship?
"Miss, we have taken to the greasy pole?".
No I got exactly what you are: dead of starvation.
Greetings:
"I hope have been clear enough ... ".
Uh, it was, and how if it was ...
" Miss, leaving care with the helmet works ".
not worry, I know that the helmet would be better if beaten hard on her pretty little nose and splashes of blood mixed with his teeth, preferably the front, went to embellish the works on display.
Sincerely.
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