My condo is not great.
Three floors, three buildings that overlook a courtyard, which in turn overlooks the park.
I was not born here. I moved there for about five years.
I do not know very well who lives all the apartments in my building. Some
, many others do not.
And I can state with absolute certainty that I am surrounded by crazy people.
Blonde ground floor in his seventies, with striking platinum blonde hair fringe, shirt hello kitty and lights like rain. Divorced from her husband who now holds it, with a child in Africa for some kind of business feels the building managers. So much so that repeatedly urged us to inform you of any grievance so as to be the official spokesman of "his" apartment buildings. We can often hear her screaming for some reason, every time something happens in her yard it is inevitably involved, if the power is with us when we parked 15 cm out of our car park and attended a thirty year old with a BMW with which argues always for reasons of lack of attention. If you do not scream so much when arguing with someone, I would not be aware of these facts. Zoccolùn.
Calabrian Family Featured: transplanted from the South from 25 years, with two daughters, are discreet about their business but my very nosy. They ask, inquire, investigate, assume, imagine ... "We have not seen the car all weekend, we thought you were away," "We've seen go up several times with the shopping bag, you went all'ipercoop?" , "How are nice, but when you get married? [without a second goal ] You're so young, why do not you make a mortgage? In the end, how much you pay rent here? [with second order] ." meddling.
doctor suspects the second floor: in his fifties, single, very shy. With I gladly lingers on the stairs, when I'm with my patato, escapes attention. I've heard numerous times and then get angry at the phone wishing me good morning with good humor and courtesy, without showing any trace of nervousness or tension. Often wears a long beige trench coat like Inspector Colombo. Or like the exhibitionists in the park. maniac.
Young couple second floor seem the least crazy of all. He long hair always tied up, her curly bob. Apparently "normal" when we pass on their door on time a smell of grass. Everything is normal if you were not the seventh month of pregnancy. Sballoni.
Donna Tina third floor ultra octogenarian lady who lives in Bologna for more than 40 years but originally from Bari, has not lost the accent of Bari. Indeed, never misses a chance to scream something in the dialect of Bari looking out the window against cats, dogs against the neighbor, against those who move into the court, playing against children. Marbella has a light green, and every time he tries to leave the yard, took out 1 / 4 of the clutch. It is not the most lucid and at times completely unreason while living alone. Gattara of Simpson.
And then, on the fourth floor, there we are.
Young couples the fourth floor unmarried, lived together for five years without ever having bought a house. I am never home and have two: a car, motorcycle, one scooter and two bikes. Not seen and not heard, except a few nights a week when they invite friends. Then scream, laugh loudly, play the guitar and sang. Fortunately, the music revels not continue after one o'clock at night. He is a bit 'more reserved but always polite, always smiling and she seems to have pulled coca available five minutes before meeting her. Lovers.
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